My 3 beautiful children!
Someone asked me recently what it was like to have three kids.
Well, I have an answer finally.
At this stage, it’s like having 2 kids, PLUS a REALLY bad case of insomnia.
Things continue apace with the newest addition. Andrew is growing huge with MILK THAT I MAKE WITH MY BREASTS! Sorry– this still is completely awesome, even after doing it twice before. Breastfeeding is so totally fabulous. Not only did I make him with my uterus, but I make him BIGGER with bodily fluids. My milk, when transported to my infant, transforms into bulging folds of fat; rolling pudge in his arms and legs; and big, sweet, kissably chubby cheeks! It’s just amazing!
Oh, and also? I’m losing weight. Yes, the carrying around of my pudgy infant and feeding him with my breasts has resulted in weight loss.
I’d write more, but he cried. And my breasts responded by letting MILK down! I could hit the wall 8 feet away with a stream coming from my nipple! Isn’t that just completely freakishly awesome?