The most intriguing conversation ever, overheard while driving somewhere in New Hampshire. The conversants: Kelsey (4.25 years old), Brandon (4.5 years old), Laurel (2.5 years old):
Kelsey (holding up her puppy, Go-go):
“Do you want to smell my bum?”
Brandon:
“Ewwww. Smells like poo poo!”
Laurel:
“Can I smell your bum, Go-go?”
“Ewww. It smells like poo poo!”
All:
“Ewww”
Lather, rinse, and repeat. This exchange went on for no less than 30 minutes.