No got TV.

2. Karl Rove is a douchebag? Yes No Discussion?

I don’t see why any discussion would be necessary.

3. What does your bumper sticker read?

No got bumper sticker.

4. On the morning of election day, what will you be having for breakfast?

It’s a Tuesday, which is when we have bagels at work, so, a bagel.

5. Can you snark in more than one language? Pig Latin totally counts here.

Maybe French, on a really good day.

6. Humble pie, or Schadenfreude Pie?

Humble pie. Schadenfreude pie is less bitter, but really bad for you.

7. Cake or death?

That should be an exclamation point, not a question mark.

8. What would Sarah Palin’s 6th child be named?

Trailer-Hitch.

9. Could you, would you, with a fox? Discuss.

A fox in the zoological sense, or the pulchritudinous sense?

10. What’s the weirdest thing you recycle/grow in your yard/create using art/call a hobby?

Paying too much attention to trains and maps and things like that, probably.

2 – Ugh.

3 – Well-behaved women rarely make history – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

4 – Probably oatmeal

5 – Nope, I’m not overly versed in the languages of snark

6 – Humble

7 – Cake!

8 – No idea, but I like the idea above

9 – As long as it hadn’t been in a box

10 – Lamps powered by other creatures (it’s a specialty of James’)

We have a TV. It is in a closed entertainment center, so not visible unless on. We do not have cable and never have. Rio is allowed to watch one DVD (about an hour) of kids programming (with no ads) each day. Most days she forgets. Occassionally she barters two days worth of TV time for the right to watch as many DVDs as she wants. We call this “watching TV all day” even though it usually only lasts a few hours. We do it when she’s not feeling well and its raining, or something like that. Mostly because I have really fond memories of spending whole days on the couch watching movies with my family, wrapped in the same blanket she wraps up in when she does it now.

2. Karl Rove is a douchebag? Yes No Discussion?
Why insult a douchebag. His name has become a common noun for “slimy political tactics”.

3. What does your bumper sticker read?
One says “Obama 08″. The other says “Plant a Seed”

4. On the morning of election day, what will you be having for breakfast?
Whole wheat blueberry pancakes. We eat them every day for breakfast.

5. Can you snark in more than one language? Pig Latin totally counts here.
nope.

6. Humble pie, or Schadenfreude Pie?
Apple.

7. Cake or death?
pie.

8. What would Sarah Palin’s 6th child be named?
alaska

9. Could you, would you, with a fox? Discuss.
um

10. What’s the weirdest thing you recycle/grow in your yard/create using art/call a hobby?

2. Douchebag is too kind. How about “He Who Eats Children and Craps Brimstone?” Or how about just plain “Dirty Hypocritical Liar?”

3. It doesn’t read anything. My bumper sticker is illiterate.

4. Hope Flakes

5. I can snark in snarkish. I can also think in Klingon.

6. I actually prefer Scheherazade pie.

7. Death Cake. It’s made with Oreos, lard, and Sarah Palin’s fingernail clippings.

8. Darth Rover

9. I would not, could not, with a fox unless (of course) I were smeared with lox. That and spread on a bagel.

10. Dollar weeds