http://www.mothermirth.com/archives/would-you-like-some-cream-with-your-toddler/ Think differently. Live simply. Sat, 31 Jul 2010 23:31:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.mothermirth.com/archives/would-you-like-some-cream-with-your-toddler/comment-page-1/#comment-136 Warned » Do Or Do Not. Tue, 04 Jul 2006 03:10:38 +0000 http://stars.thunderdog.com/?p=107#comment-136 [...] I then turned and noticed Warning Two, which was actually her most devious as it called back to one of her most infamous (and messiest and mother-trumatizing) misadventures. The bottle of Cremora was on the floor in front of the television… unopened, but threatening. The child knew — she had gone to fetch the Cremora (don’t ask me how she knew where it was or how to get it, but she did), knowing the spine-tingling, nerve-jangling message it would send to her parents, especially her still-scarred O.C.D. mother. [...] [...] I then turned and noticed Warning Two, which was actually her most devious as it called back to one of her most infamous (and messiest and mother-trumatizing) misadventures. The bottle of Cremora was on the floor in front of the television… unopened, but threatening. The child knew — she had gone to fetch the Cremora (don’t ask me how she knew where it was or how to get it, but she did), knowing the spine-tingling, nerve-jangling message it would send to her parents, especially her still-scarred O.C.D. mother. [...]

]]> http://www.mothermirth.com/archives/would-you-like-some-cream-with-your-toddler/comment-page-1/#comment-135 Warned » Mother Mirth Tue, 04 Jul 2006 03:07:27 +0000 http://stars.thunderdog.com/?p=107#comment-135 [...] I then turned and noticed Warning Two, which was actually her most devious as it called back to one of her most infamous (and messiest and mother-trumatizing) misadventures. The bottle of Cremora was on the floor in front of the television… unopened, but threatening. The child knew — she had gone to fetch the Cremora (don’t ask me how she knew where it was or how to get it, but she did), knowing the spine-tingling, nerve-jangling message it would send to her parents, especially her still-scarred O.C.D. mother. [...] [...] I then turned and noticed Warning Two, which was actually her most devious as it called back to one of her most infamous (and messiest and mother-trumatizing) misadventures. The bottle of Cremora was on the floor in front of the television… unopened, but threatening. The child knew — she had gone to fetch the Cremora (don’t ask me how she knew where it was or how to get it, but she did), knowing the spine-tingling, nerve-jangling message it would send to her parents, especially her still-scarred O.C.D. mother. [...]

]]> http://www.mothermirth.com/archives/would-you-like-some-cream-with-your-toddler/comment-page-1/#comment-93 grammie Sat, 11 Feb 2006 20:04:15 +0000 http://stars.thunderdog.com/?p=107#comment-93 Solution. Leave baby in own room, minus the Cremora, gate locked, bathroom door open, shower curtain slightly open to allow sound, take a 10 second shower. Then your coffee could be tan. If you have a boy, you will shower like this for the next 10 years. Get a head start. Solution. Leave baby in own room, minus the Cremora, gate locked,
bathroom door open, shower curtain slightly open to allow sound, take
a 10 second shower. Then your coffee could be tan. If you have a boy,
you will shower like this for the next 10 years. Get a head start.

]]> http://www.mothermirth.com/archives/would-you-like-some-cream-with-your-toddler/comment-page-1/#comment-92 Dwight Fri, 10 Feb 2006 19:10:33 +0000 http://stars.thunderdog.com/?p=107#comment-92 I'm giggling uproariously! I’m giggling uproariously!

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