Category Archives: Bad Mommy Day

Project Simplify: The Failure

Posted on August 24, 2010 by Terry L. Holt

This week, I fail at being a conscientious reusing/reducing/recycling citizen. You can take away my GREEN card. I am sorry, Mother Earth. Give me my time out. Make me stand in a corner. I’ve been a bad girl. My ambitious … Continue reading →

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Poser

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Terry L. Holt

Currently, in my closet, I have the capacity to dress as a hoochie mama, a hippie freak, a transient, a 14-year-old boy, or an exotic dancer. I do not have the clothes of a professional photographer. What does a professional … Continue reading →

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Growth Spurt

Posted on August 7, 2010 by Terry L. Holt

I’m not Terry. I’m a befuddled, sleep-deprived, tousled-hair, dried-up, coffee-needing, starving husk of woman whose baby is not taking in nourishing breastmilk all night long, but instead sucking brain cells OUT THROUGH HER NIPPLES. And I know I’m not the … Continue reading →

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They are eating my brain

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Terry L. Holt

Day 5 of single parenting, and I have decided that I would rather be a Las Vegas showgirl than a single mother. I can’t believe I just said those words. And to all the moms and dads out there who … Continue reading →

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How was YOUR morning?

Posted on April 15, 2008 by Terry L. Holt

Today, I am full of fail. But I can’t blame anyone but myself. I must exude fail today, like a musk, and everything that encounters my failstench has to make with the bashing. Or something. The morning routine does not … Continue reading →

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