Category Archives: Inane Ramblings
Glimpse into my infant-addled brain
My infant is sleeping. I am in the kitchen, cramming breakfast in my face, awaiting the cries that tell me he is awake. I finish breakfast and HEY, there’s my computer right there, on the kitchen table. How convenient! I … Continue reading
Week 12: Sneaky like that
I’m 3 months in on this whole pregnancy thing, and I’m proud to say that I’m getting most of my needs met. It takes stealth sometimes, though. Today, I planned a trip to Build-A-Bear with the kids to purchase new … Continue reading
Totally Normal: A QUIZ!
I just took a Facebook quiz: “How weird are you.” Turns out, I’m totally normal! However, I dispute the author’s science. I don’t think it was calibrated to my particular brand of weird. Or maybe I’m just not weird enough … Continue reading
Not safe for work. Or anywhere.
Oh, how I hunger for a well marbled hunk of beef carcass, grilled to medium rare, topped with an inch of boursin and dropped on to my plate. And butter on my bread. My mouth waters at the thought. My … Continue reading
Geek Romance
On most nights, we wear sexy, expensive lingerie and have the candles burning, romantic music playing in the background, satin sheets and flattering lighting. And he serves me chocolates in bed before giving me a massage, leading into hot lovemaking … Continue reading