Category Archives: Inane Ramblings
Totally Normal: A QUIZ!
I just took a Facebook quiz: “How weird are you.” Turns out, I’m totally normal! However, I dispute the author’s science. I don’t think it was calibrated to my particular brand of weird. Or maybe I’m just not weird enough … Continue reading
Not safe for work. Or anywhere.
Oh, how I hunger for a well marbled hunk of beef carcass, grilled to medium rare, topped with an inch of boursin and dropped on to my plate. And butter on my bread. My mouth waters at the thought. My … Continue reading
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Geek Romance
On most nights, we wear sexy, expensive lingerie and have the candles burning, romantic music playing in the background, satin sheets and flattering lighting. And he serves me chocolates in bed before giving me a massage, leading into hot lovemaking … Continue reading
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When he is TEH stupid…
Sometimes I wonder why the divorce rate is so high in our country. And then I remember that, oh yeah, it’s because some folks can’t see the humor. If you get it, if you understand that sometimes your husband, or … Continue reading
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What the flock are you talking about?
A flock of spastic flamingoes, chasing a black-and-white spotted ball around a field. That’s what my child’s soccer team is. And Kelsey is basically the team cheerleader, disguised as one of the players. She follows around after the kids who … Continue reading
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