Category Archives: Quotes

“Look over there, at those trees. Those are polar bear trees. *points to a row of evergreen trees* Yep. There are polar bears in the trees. And they go “Roar!” But they’re nice polar bears. Look, there’s a mommy, and … Continue reading →

Horse (Kelsey) to Cow (Laurel):“Hey, I have an idea. Let’s get a beer and then go to sheep’s birthday party!” Cow to Horse: Yeah, let’s go get a beer! C’mon, let’s go!”

The most intriguing conversation ever, overheard while driving somewhere in New Hampshire. The conversants: Kelsey (4.25 years old), Brandon (4.5 years old), Laurel (2.5 years old): Kelsey (holding up her puppy, Go-go):“Do you want to smell my bum?”Brandon:“Ewwww. Smells like … Continue reading →

Kelsey: “I’m not ‘Kelsey’ anymore. My name is ‘Cloud’. That’s spelled with an ‘R’.” And Laurel’s not ‘Laurel’ anymore. she’s ‘Pup’.” Cloud: “Right, Pup?” Laurel (not Pup): “No.” Cloud: “And your name isn’t ‘Mommy’ anymore. It’s ‘Frog’.” Cloud: “And this … Continue reading →