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Smells like poo poo
The most intriguing conversation ever, overheard while driving somewhere in New Hampshire. The conversants: Kelsey (4.25 years old), Brandon (4.5 years old), Laurel (2.5 years old): Kelsey (holding up her puppy, Go-go):“Do you want to smell my bum?”Brandon:“Ewwww. Smells like … Continue reading
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Don’t drink the water
We get home from swimming at the Y, making it home after a hellacious thunderstorm. The dog, of course, peed on the floor. In the office. Right there <– actually. I put a big thirsty towel over the pee (BIG … Continue reading
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Renaming Game
Kelsey: “I’m not ‘Kelsey’ anymore. My name is ‘Cloud’. That’s spelled with an ‘R’.” And Laurel’s not ‘Laurel’ anymore. she’s ‘Pup’.” Cloud: “Right, Pup?” Laurel (not Pup): “No.” Cloud: “And your name isn’t ‘Mommy’ anymore. It’s ‘Frog’.” Cloud: “And this … Continue reading
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Pigeon Snark
In South Station, while dining on chicken nuggets and french fries, Kelsey spotted one of the feathered tenants that inhabit the old building. Kelsey: “Daddy, what’s that pigeon’s name?”Allen: “Well, if I had to guess, I’d imagine his name is … Continue reading
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Volcanic Crap
Kelsey and Laurel, inspecting the contents of Laurel’s poopy diaper: Kelsey: “It’s ginormous! It’s a volcano!”Laurel: “No, it’s not a volcano. It’s a mountain. It’s a rock. It’s a volcano rock.”
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