Category Archives: Quotes
Pigeon Snark
In South Station, while dining on chicken nuggets and french fries, Kelsey spotted one of the feathered tenants that inhabit the old building. Kelsey: “Daddy, what’s that pigeon’s name?”Allen: “Well, if I had to guess, I’d imagine his name is … Continue reading
Volcanic Crap
Kelsey and Laurel, inspecting the contents of Laurel’s poopy diaper: Kelsey: “It’s ginormous! It’s a volcano!”Laurel: “No, it’s not a volcano. It’s a mountain. It’s a rock. It’s a volcano rock.”
The Personification of Clouds
Kelsey: “The clouds must be making cards, for their Grammie! They will be so proud!” It was thundering and threatening to rain when K came out with this. I have no idea where she got it.
Rain. Again.
Kelsey: “Mom, I think the dirt outside is very thirsty, cuz it’s raining. All d’ time.” My heater is on. In the middle of May. It’s been raining for 8 straight days. I’ve run out of rainy day activities. Right … Continue reading
Another Day, Another Gripe
I’m trying to save our belaboured and very beloved computer from the grabbing, not-gentle hands of my younger child on the keyboard. She keeps pushing whatever magic button it is that turns on the narrator so that every key I … Continue reading