Category Archives: RANTS/TIRADES!
F-BOMB the MCAS
Yesterday, my 9-year-old took the math portion of the MCAS test. We are supposed to help her prepare for this test. And I know I should be more of a proponent of this standardized testing system. But I’m not (and … Continue reading
Posted in *sigh*, Journal, Kelsey Milestones, RANTS/TIRADES!, Schooling
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In defense of the Soccer Mom
A dear friend who probably hasn’t given this as much thought as I have recently said to me that he’s glad I’m not a “minivan soccer mom.” So, I asked for a clarification, as I’m a little uncertain that I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Best Of, Journal, RANTS/TIRADES!
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Tits
Dear body, I know, we’re getting all geared up for having a baby. But… we have 4 months to go. Is it REALLY necessary to add this much breast THIS early? These are the tits of porn. Isn’t this overkill? … Continue reading
Rubella Ranting
Did you know that I am one damn healthy pregnant woman? The only thing remotely of concern is that I no longer have an immunity to German measles, aka rubella. If I were to contract rubella, the little one in … Continue reading
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Maternity marketing eats my brain
If you need maternity pants for your increasing baby bump, whatever you do, don’t go to the mall. That’s where The Machine works. And it wants to eat your baby. Yesterday, I figured I’d get some pants at Motherhood, since … Continue reading