Category Archives: RANTS/TIRADES!
In defense of the Soccer Mom
A dear friend who probably hasn’t given this as much thought as I have recently said to me that he’s glad I’m not a “minivan soccer mom.” So, I asked for a clarification, as I’m a little uncertain that I’m … Continue reading
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Tits
Dear body, I know, we’re getting all geared up for having a baby. But… we have 4 months to go. Is it REALLY necessary to add this much breast THIS early? These are the tits of porn. Isn’t this overkill? … Continue reading
Rubella Ranting
Did you know that I am one damn healthy pregnant woman? The only thing remotely of concern is that I no longer have an immunity to German measles, aka rubella. If I were to contract rubella, the little one in … Continue reading
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Maternity marketing eats my brain
If you need maternity pants for your increasing baby bump, whatever you do, don’t go to the mall. That’s where The Machine works. And it wants to eat your baby. Yesterday, I figured I’d get some pants at Motherhood, since … Continue reading
Ramblings on paranoia
I still think about that afternoon I could have lost Kelsey. I wish I could get that fear out of my head. When, for a few minutes, no adult knew where she was. And where was she? Standing out by … Continue reading
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