Category Archives: *sigh*
My Baby Hates the Internet
Whatever happened to that promise of more regularly updated content here on MotherMirth? I vaguely remember saying something about putting up new posts twice a week? Oh, the hubris. I try. Sincerely, I do. I have so much to say! … Continue reading
F-BOMB the MCAS
Yesterday, my 9-year-old took the math portion of the MCAS test. We are supposed to help her prepare for this test. And I know I should be more of a proponent of this standardized testing system. But I’m not (and … Continue reading
Week 7: Shrinking pants and enormous uterus
My pants are shrinking. There is no way that at a mere 7 weeks I can already be so poofy! Sure, my body is now circulating 10% more blood, and my uterus has already doubled in size. But for both … Continue reading
Week 5: Awww, crap.
Here we are again, slugging back four 4oz cups of water at the water cooler in the doctor’s office. Walking back to the room with tiny packets of castille soap and small plastic bottles to dangle precipitously under my body … Continue reading
They are eating my brain
Day 5 of single parenting, and I have decided that I would rather be a Las Vegas showgirl than a single mother. I can’t believe I just said those words. And to all the moms and dads out there who … Continue reading