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A Letter to My Boss #23

First Draft: I apologize profusely for being late for work this morning. It’s the 3-year-old’s lion’s special book’s fault. *blink* OK, here’s the long story: I frantically jetted out the door at 8:30 this morning to go to the post … Continue reading

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Hair Pulling

Every morning, my two year old seems to have less hair on the left side of her head. She’s pulling it out, a comfort/coping mechanism she has developed that grew out of, I’m sure, a lifelong habit of playing with … Continue reading

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What is it with Cremora?

Cremora isn’t just coffee creamer.Cremora is the magic pixie dust of creativity. Cremora is great for giving your stuffed animals showers.Cremora gets sticky when wet.Cremora, when swept up, takes off into the air in clouds.Cremora when breathed in makes you … Continue reading

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This blog entry stinks

I just realized something. ALL I TALK ABOUT IS SHIT! Either I am eternally 12 years old, or my life stinks, literally. Gone are the days when I’d write incredibly erudite papers on literary criticism, or when I’d write articles … Continue reading

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Don’t drink the water

We get home from swimming at the Y, making it home after a hellacious thunderstorm. The dog, of course, peed on the floor. In the office. Right there <– actually. I put a big thirsty towel over the pee (BIG … Continue reading

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