Category Archives: *sigh*
This blog entry stinks
I just realized something. ALL I TALK ABOUT IS SHIT! Either I am eternally 12 years old, or my life stinks, literally. Gone are the days when I’d write incredibly erudite papers on literary criticism, or when I’d write articles … Continue reading
Posted in *sigh*, RANTS/TIRADES!
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Don’t drink the water
We get home from swimming at the Y, making it home after a hellacious thunderstorm. The dog, of course, peed on the floor. In the office. Right there <– actually. I put a big thirsty towel over the pee (BIG … Continue reading
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Adios, my appliance amigo!
My 16-year-old hand-held mixer has gone lame. It has one foot in the grave…err, one beater in the trash. This mixer has helped me create every brownie, every waffle, every cake, since my junior year in college. One side of … Continue reading
Posted in *sigh*, Days to Remember, Food
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Would you like some cream with your… toddler?
I knew it was going to be bad when the three year old stopped me at the top of the stairs and said, “Don’t go downstairs” and then disappeared. I’d darted into the shower, after, of course, hiding all sharp … Continue reading
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Butt Cream Monster
Never leave the Desitin in the same room as the second-born child. You think the children are playing nicely, quietly, so you decide to do some research on the computer in the next room. And then the next thing you … Continue reading